This Saturday Mattias got my lazy, homesick booty off the couch and out to the Smithsonian National Zoo.
One of our faves was the orang utans, who can roam between 2 buildings via ropes. They can't escape because they are 35 feet above the ground, and because the towers that hold up the ropes are electrified. To get back at us humans for our wicked ways, the orang utans pause above the pedestrian paths and try to pee on our faces as we gaze up. Can't say we don't deserve it...
But Mattias overall fave was the Capybara, the world's largest rodent. Ever since we went to Belize and ate gibnut, the Royal Rat, he has been obsessed with large, cute rodents. I would want one as a pet but can you imagine that thing gnawing my Pottery Barn furniture?
Then there was this leg sticking out from the wall. Is this art?
Since Saturday I have been battleing a pretty aweful case of mastitis. For all of you non-veterinarians out there, mastitis in inflammation or infection of the mammary gland (the right one to be exact.) I am in lots of pain and have a fever on and off, but the show must go on and the Linus must eat.
Keep warm out there friends and loved ones :)
Were you at the SFMOMA with me the time they had that life-sized paper mache person crawling on the floor with an 8-foot long turd coming out of its butt? I kinda sorta hate art sometimes.
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